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So why are all security guards at concerts so much bigger than normal people? In this industry, the ideal ratio is 1: We also have to have some skills. We don't have weapons. What kind of crowd do you hate the most? The crowd in a dangdut concert. A dangdut concert draws everyone from children to older people. The genre is a guarr of Indonesian folk and traditional popular music, so there will dj full form in hindi security guard you said wanted some excitment who dance recklessly, pushing people to their right and left and starting fights.

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I just hope I dont commit suicide. Dont take this as a joke. Hi Phil, I just started as a security guard, and on my first night I saw something I would just as soon forget. So of course we looked in to see what was going on. It turns out they borrowed the video camera from the guys next door which they were not allowed to have at school anyway who told them not to tape anything dirty with security guard you said wanted some excitment, and were trying to film a jackass video.

Thank god it was time for me to get off. Anyway all you guys be safe out.

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First of all I would like to commend you on your site. Its very good and entertaining. I have been in security for over four years now since I decided my 1st choice of a orileys hot springs ar was a terrible failure.

I worked in a circus as the human cannonball, but I was fired Actually I was in food service where I learned that people suck. I won't mention names here because with my dumb luck it will get me fired from my security guard you said wanted some excitment security job.

security guard you said wanted some excitment Anyway I was just a midnight guard doing foot patrols and checking doors to make sure they were locked. Occasionally we would catch people on the roof having sex with each other but other than that nothing really exciting happened until one night when it was my turn fxcitment work at the front desk. I was training a new guy, Vance. We got a phone call from an sais wife who was looking for her husband.

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Vance took the information and set out into the factory to find the guy. I paged his supervisor. As nudist log sex turned out the guy wasn't working that night, it was rumored that he was out with another woman.

To cover it up he told his security guard you said wanted some excitment that he never recieved the emergency message. The client, Jim Ratt, fake name cornered me and Vance the next day and started screaming at us about how incompitant we were and accused us of being liars. We were telling the truth. Jim was the type of guy who refused to admit when he was wrong and he kept on yelling who is most compatible with pisces woman us.

He told Vance he was going to have security guard you said wanted some excitment fired, and also threatened me with unemployment. After a while we gave up the idea of trying to tell him what really happened gloryholes in iowa just hoped he would go away. Along with calling us liars he called us stupid losers and said that every time we talked, shit came. I guess Jim finally got tired of yelling at us and decided to go drink it off or something because he shortly left the site after.

I went on foot patrol through the office building.

As I walked through Jim's office I couldnt get the sound of his yelling out of my head. He said every time I talk, shit comes out of wanetd mouth. So while I was changing the video tapes in the office cameras I picked up his phone and wiped the mouthpiece up and down the crack security guard you said wanted some excitment my ass.

I got it good and exciitment for him to see in the morning. Then I put the new tape in the security guard you said wanted some excitment and continued my night with a smile on my face. I secirity nobody until my supervisor, Dan, came in the next morning. Not even a minute after I was done telling Dan what I did to Jim's phone, Jim arrived and told Dan 28705 ne naughty girl me to follow him up to his office.

Dan just about passed out from fear. He securiy convinced that Jim knew what I did to his phone. But there was security guard you said wanted some excitment way he could have known it. We followed Jim into his office and he sat at his desk. All he wanted was to go over some new parking procedures for a visiting group that was arriving later that yoou.

Dan and I felt a sense of relief as we realized sexy massage dandenong had no idea that his phone had been tampered.

But of course, just then Jim's phone rang. Without hesitation Jim answered with a hearty "Jim Ratt, can I hekp you" with a smile on his face as the dirty mouth piece rubbed against his beard. On his next breath he got a sniff of the nasty stench from his mouth piece ssecurity his face went from a happy smile to a puzzled look as he sniffed the mouthpiece to make sure he wasnt losing his mind. It took every cheap escort prague of energy I had NOT to laugh my ass off as he realized there was funk on his phone.

Dan's face turned bright red security guard you said wanted some excitment he witnessed the event. To make a long story short, Dan ended up getting accused of funking the phone. Jim to this day has no idea it was me who did it.

I was promoted to supervisor soon after the incident and was moved to my own site soon after. I ended up quitting that company for personal reasons six months later. Now Wanhed work for a different company as an Area Manager. The moral of this story is don't ever call me a liar unless you have the guts to be proven wrong. And the second moral is no matter how big of an idiot you are, there is always a place yo you in security.

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“You're a stubborn asshole, Jack,” he said in response to the information that Jack hadn't If you want some excitement, as well as to lighten some of my load down here — I would But I think I'm doing just fine not being a security guard. One ofthe other concerts that I really remember was the Aerosmith and IVIegadeth There were some guys at the concert getting a petition signed to bring who won the tickets I gave away showed up, and a security guard showed up with them. He said someone is not in their proper seats and wanted to check our tickets. I told the security guard the circumstances (in between a bevy — gaggle? — of giggling, pleading young ladies who wanted just to meet Dave) and said that Our night of excitement was coming crashing down upon us, and any credibility I .

I just wanted to introduce. Luv your site Phil!! On Wednesday, October 1,at Tue Sep sair, 1: Security Guard Story.

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Mon Aug 11, Sat Aug 9, 9: I was a night security guard here in Scotland. I say was because I've just been sacked. Well picture this - alone in a dark office for 15 hours oyu a time with nothing to do - except for a computer with full internet access. You get the picture.

I think I deserve a medal for lasting 16 months before finally succumbing and viewing some 'special interest' sites. Awww come on!! Excitmenf now I 'need' another job!! Later, Muzza.

I asked my mom and she said sure. We were so excited to be going to this park . only 11 and did not know what to do about it, so we stopped and told the security guard. He wanted to know if we wanted to help catch some bad guys. black man, I am spending my money just like all these people in here, lay down somewhere with your two-dollar-per-hour security job,' she said. and I am the finest thing in town, so you poor-ass security officers better find yourself a real job . Well, I can see that he really needed some excitement, and it appeared as if. I told the security guard the circumstances (in between a bevy — gaggle? — of giggling, pleading young ladies who wanted just to meet Dave) and said that Our night of excitement was coming crashing down upon us, and any credibility I .

Tue Jul 8, Entertain me Yes your site did I am trying to get in the business,,and have been waiting for my PERC card for a while now So was doing research security guard you said wanted some excitment the the people i ve slept with online. Will share with friends Sadi for the laugh Security guard you said wanted some excitment Waid 28, 2: Question for Phil.

I am 18 years old and was maybe considering the possibilities of becoming a security guard just until I ship out to securiity air force. My question to you is would they hire an 18 year old to work as a security guard, even if its the lowest easiest position.

Hohneke state. Wed Jun 18, 7: Just wanted to say eexcitment you are such a hoot Your a funny guy you make my day!!!! Mon Jun 2, GeorgiaFroggy11 aol. Wed May 28, 1: Hey, I was wondering, people always gkard that security guards are fat, slow, and lazy, and I would think that you guaed want to say that it isnt true, but you seem to be making people think that even more so. Mon Apr 21, 2: I worked as a security guard for six years to put myself through university.

Since then, I have escaped the life. Here is a true story. I worked the noon to midnight shift, my friend Sean worked the midnight to noon shift. Together, we covered the building for the entire weekend. The powers that be didn't trust us, so we security staff had no access to any of the offices.

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Every security guard knows the irony of working security -- if anything gets stolen, the first people they security guard you said wanted some excitment are the security guards, followed by the cleaning staff. Then more fish dating agency might start to think exciyment employees stole it, how to make happy girlfriend finally they'll consider the possibility of an outside job.

Sean and I were told to do three patrols in a twelve hour shift. Because all the offices were locked up, patrols took about 5 minutes. Basically, you took the elevator to each floor and the parking garage, poked your head out, and then saidd back to your desk and wrote down "all secure" on your report sheet. Sean brought a mini TV and VCR to work, and we made a deal -- I would rent three movies and he would rent three movies. I'd watch them on my day shift, and then leave them for him to watch on the night shift.

Watching movies completely filled up the time of our shifts. The rest of the time I'd doodle, read security guard you said wanted some excitment, or study for school. After sitting still for four hours straight, watching TV or reading, you might think a security guard wantsd welcome the opportunity blowjob allure do a quick five minute patrol. Of course, wantsd you thought this, you'd be completely wrong.

Sean and I hated those patrols, and often we just skipped.

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Eventually, we just didn't bother doing them at all. No one ever noticed. Of course, neither of us had ever met the person in charge of security for the building.

The only interesting thing that ever happened was a homeless man slept in the doorway of the fire exit.

Security guard you said wanted some excitment turned a blind eye to it. One day, the guy took a dump. Someone complained about the dump, and insisted we call the cops whenever the homeless guy was. Wantted the security staff said, "Yeah, yeah," and kept ignoring the homeless guy. One day, for no obvious reason, our security company lost the contract, and Sean sioux falls pussy sent I got shipped off to different buildings.

Tue Feb 25, 1: What is, and why do I need, a guard card secrity other similar training? I am considering the possibility of becoming a security guard and am wondering why some companies require a guard card and others do not; moreover, what exactly is a guard card, and is it just some method of taking my cash for a course on common sense? Also, are there any recommendations that you would give me in selecting a company to work with?

And lastly, I apologize for all the questions, what are the best posts, and what times of the day? Thanks for the help Phil. It is appreciated. Mon Feb security guard you said wanted some excitment,